Ships: Ultimate Harmony (Harry Potter), Spencer Hastings/Anyone (Pretty Little Liars), Rizzles (Rizzoli and Isles), Pepperony (Iron Man) and some How I Met Your Mother.
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occupymalfoysbed:

If you make a post about strong female characters and don’t include Hermione Granger

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Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

(Source: illshowyoumadness)

waking-dreams-of-harmony:

All right people, we’re gonna get our own town (O_O).

Expectoharryandhermione is gonna build it, we’re all gonna move in, and then, and then…the harmony love continues but in a town named after our fucking brilliant ship!!! Get ready to pack your bags bitches!!! We’re movin on up!!! (oh yeah, I went there)

waking-dreams-of-harmony:

All right people, we’re gonna get our own town (O_O).

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Expectoharryandhermione is gonna build it, we’re all gonna move in, and then, and then…the harmony love continues but in a town named after our fucking brilliant ship!!! Get ready to pack your bags bitches!!! We’re movin on up!!! (oh yeah, I went there)

dddinnna:

But the Death Eater Hermione had just struck dumb made a sudden slashing movement with his wand; a streak of what looked like purple flame passed right across Hermione’s chest. She gave a tiny “Oh!” as though of surprise and crumpled on to the floor, where she lay motionless.
“HERMIONE!”
Harry fell to his knees beside her as Neville crawled rapidly towards her from under the desk, his wand held up in front of him. 
A whine of panic inside his head was preventing him thinking properly: he had one hand on Hermione’s shoulder, which was still warm, yet did not dare look at her properly. Don’t let her be dead, don’t let her be dead, it’s my fault if she’s dead…
“Hermione,” Harry said at once, shaking her as the baby-headed Death Eater blundered out of sight again. “Hermione, wake up”

dddinnna:

But the Death Eater Hermione had just struck dumb made a sudden slashing movement with his wand; a streak of what looked like purple flame passed right across Hermione’s chest. She gave a tiny “Oh!” as though of surprise and crumpled on to the floor, where she lay motionless.

“HERMIONE!”

Harry fell to his knees beside her as Neville crawled rapidly towards her from under the desk, his wand held up in front of him. 

A whine of panic inside his head was preventing him thinking properly: he had one hand on Hermione’s shoulder, which was still warm, yet did not dare look at her properly. Don’t let her be dead, don’t let her be dead, it’s my fault if she’s dead…

“Hermione,” Harry said at once, shaking her as the baby-headed Death Eater blundered out of sight again. “Hermione, wake up”

hurtkid:

some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg