If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
hairdresser: what do you want me to do?
me: just a trim thanks
hairdresser: no problem
an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar
they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love
plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable”
Also it looks like Sarah has taken some classes in eyeliner-applying from Cosima.
I dig it.
NO I MEAN LOOK AT SARAH’S HAIR ON THE LEFT IT’S LIKE COSIMA’S DREADS I MEAN JUST AAAHHHH FUCK
SHE’S IMPERSONATING COSIMA IT HAS TO BE IT OH MY FUCKING GOD
IT MUST BE SARAH AS COSIMA OR COSIMA AS SARAH IT’S DEFINITELY ONE OF THEM EVEN THO I THINK IT’S THE FIRST OPTION BECAUSE JDKAJDLSA FUCKING SHIT HELL
This is hopebird.
Hopebird is a little project idea of mine. He’s transparent, and I’m giving permission to use this as you want as long as you don’t profit from it.
I want you to put hopebird on your blog (either reblog this or take the image and put it on your blog) if you are a SAFE ZONE. That means anyone who has this logo on their blog will not judge you based on your race, age, religion, sexuality, ability, gender, appearance, or anything. If you see hopebird, it means that this person is open to talk to and offer you support if you need it.
First look at Orphan Black Season 2!